Showing posts with label redneck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label redneck. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

The Twila Taunton Series

Politically incorrect redneck sleuth Twila Taunton is back in ebook format in all three books in the series and look out for book #4 FAT GIRLS ROCK --it's almost ready for release.


LOADED WITH KICK ASS ATTITUDE
Redneck P.I. Twila Taunton juggles her love life while she hunts down her mama's murderers.

What do a secret code, a dead bank robber and a batshit crazy woman have in common? The answer is nothing, unless you live in Quisby, Alabama. Twila Taunton has just returned to her hometown and started her Redneck P.I. business so she can find her mother's murderers and bring them to justice.

She juggles her love life while following the leads, all of which point to the Drifter—who was murdered in the town 25 years ago. Her hard-drinking octogenarian Great Aunt Essie cracks the code—or does she? They head out on their Harleys in the middle of the night to 'Cyder Hill'—a haunted mansion patrolled by man-eating wild boars, otherwise known as 'This side of hell.'


Written with a raised eyebrow and plenty of cheek, the ridiculously disparate collection of weirdos mingled with corruption, crooked cops, and moonshine are guaranteed to keep you turning the pages.

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BACKWOODS BOOGIE
Twila Taunton cannot allow Pam Taylor to be set up for a crime she didn't commit, nor can she ignore the desperate, pleading look from an abused dog.

Proud of her uninhibited lack of sophistication, redneck  sleuth, Twila Taunton is deadly serious about bringing justice to the falsely accused, to protecting the innocent, no matter their species, and about her vow never to get married.

She cannot believe she could be pregnant, nor that she has to work with Jimmie-Ray, the sleazebag who stood her up on her wedding day. But she can't allow gentle Pam Taylor to go to prison for a murder she did not commit.

In a breakneck race to hunt down the real killer before Pam is seriously messed up in prison, Twila solicits the help of hacker and mean guitarist Gasser Cunha, her hard-drinking great aunt Essie, and office assistant LaMercy Howard, who reluctantly agrees to go Goth.
When she discovers an illegal puppy mill and a cruelly, injured dog gives her that inconsolable look, she knows she has to mount her own rescue mission. At the same time, a possible dog-fighting ring rears its ugly head in Quisby.

Twila calls on her long distance lover, Harland and a vigilante biker gang to help.

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Sunday, January 15, 2017

She's Back!

I finally completed the edit of REDNECK P.I. and re-published it after the time limit on my publishing contract expired and the rights reverted back to me. 



A winning mix of vulgarity and sensitivity...


Twila Taunton, a spunky redneck, self-centered and intractable and champion of the underdog is back. Follow the gutsy heroine in a delightful romp as she flaunts her rough-edged appeal using raunchy, politically incorrect dialogue while Hunky Harland O'Connor lends a much-needed dose of sensibility, and whacky hard-toking, whisky drinking Great Aunt Essie riding her Harley makes for laugh out loud comedy.
Then there's Gasser Cunha, the farting hacker, and did I mention Piggy-Sue, the miniature pot-bellied pig who gets to ride across country on a Harley.

Here are the first few lines:

 REDNECK P.I. CHAPTER 1


THE WORDS OF A CO-WORKER bitch started the whole thing.
She hadn't done a very good job of tracking my whereabouts that morning, and obviously didn't know I was in one of the restroom stalls, with my pants on the ground.
"I wonder if that little redneck, Twila, will be able to find a half-decent man to bring to the picnic." Snickers from the other bitches. "She's gotta be a lesbo, or something. I've never seen her even look at a man, and besides, what man is going to want to be seen with fat white trash like her?"
Those pants were pulled up and zipped quicker than a gunslinger can draw his revolver, but not quick enough. If she had still been there when I burst out of my stall, I would have kicked her ass to kingdom come, but she had left and the opportunity had passed.
The only thing I could do now to save face was go to the company picnic, which I had previously not intended to do, and bring a man twice as hot as any of the pasty faced city boys they would drag along.
I just happened to know the perfect one.


Friday, November 14, 2014

Backwoods Boogie Released Today!

Backwoods Boogie released. I'm very excited that November 14th finally arrived, and my third book in the Redneck P.I. Series is now available for download.

Redneck P.I. Twila Taunton sets out to rescue tea shop owner Pam Taylor from prison, and she ends up rescuing a group of abused animals at the same time.
If you love mysteries, romance, humor, animals, and quirky characters, you will love this story. 


The characters include:





Octogenarian Great Aunt Essie -- Harley-riding, hard-drinking toker --
  

Gasser Cunha, mean guitarist, hacker and master farter --


Mad Maddie -- the nympho cop --


Bart Drummond and his biker gang, the Justice Enforcers --

and nutty black goth vampire Xylophone Adams --


It will be available in print format very soon.



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I also got a brand new website today, and the feature I love the best about it is that my blog posts show up there. Head on over there and take a look: www.trishjackson.com 

Happy reading!

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Backwoods Boogie Countdown...

It's not long now before Backwoods Boogie is released by my publisher, Uncial Press on November 14th, 2014.  I will be hosting a launch party on Facebook and I'll give away free downloads of this and the prior books in the Redneck P.I. Series -- Redneck P.I and Kick Assitude.



Redneck P.I. has been off the market for a while in e-book format, and it will come back on the same day as Backwoods Boogie and with a brand new, very fancy cover. I think Twila looks pretty tough in it!



(The print version has not changed and will keep its old cover.)








BACKWOODS BOOGIE is getting not one but two covers. As you will see, in the two years that have passed since Redneck P.I. was released, Twila has grown her hair quite a bit and she wears it in a different style.
This is the third book in the Redneck P.I. Mystery Series.


Redneck P.I. Twila Taunton cannot believe she is working for Jimmie-Ray, the man who stood her up on her wedding day. But she can't allow gentle Pam Taylor to go to prison for a murder she did not commit. Twila sets out to hunt down the real killer, with the help of hacker and mean guitarist Gasser Cunha, her hard-drinking great aunt Essie, and office assistant LaMercy Howard, who reluctantly agrees to go Goth. When she discovers an illegal puppy mill, and a possible dog fighting ring, Twila calls on a vigilante biker gang and her long distance lover, Harland to help. 
Oh… and she might be pregnant. 

20% of the author's proceeds will be donated to the ASPCA to aid in their fight against the disgusting cruelty and deplorable conditions of illegal puppy mills in the US.



Click on the Link below to get your copy: